How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days letra

Page 47 in a hanky-panky magazine
Overheated romance (continued from page 17)
Wrapped up in the story, fever high
When a mail-order advertisement caught my eye
It said, "How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days!"

She had the smile of an angel and the body of a full-grown whale
She was wearing a bikini that would make the Queen Mary sail
She was eatin' a banana and drinking a beer
She had a look about her that was so sincere
She said, "How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days!"

I sent a letter in desperation
Asked the editor for information
Told of my infatuation
And now she's mine

Now I got a home where the buffalo roams
Sleepin' on her back, she looks like the Capitol Dome
I never thought in my wildest dreams
I'd find my jolly queen giant in a magazine
Sayin' "How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days!"
(Aw, pick it, Jumbo!)

Sent a letter in desperation
Asked the editor for information
Told of my infatuation
And now she's mine

Now I got a home where the buffalo roams
Sleepin' on her back, she looks like the Capitol Dome
I never thought in my wildest dreams
I'd find my jolly queen giant in a magazine
Sayin' "How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days!"
"How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days!"
"How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days!"
(Repeat and fade)

Jack And Misty - Letras

• (Let's Have A) Hayride
• 47 Miles (To The Georgia Line)
• A Christmas Dream
• A Place In My Mind
• Another Place Another Time
• Asleep In The Saddle
• Back In Harmony
• Because We Love
• Bethlehem Steel
• Big Black Bird (Spirit Of My Love)
• Boy With The Be-Bop Glasses
• Call On Me
• Carolina Sundown Red
• Changin' Times
• Chapel Hill
• Cows
• Crossing The Line
• Do-Or-Die Romance
• Don't It Look Like Georgia
• Don't It Make You Want To Go Home
• Down To The End Of The Wine
• Dream A Little Dream Of Me
• Fire Hydrant #79
• Handful of Dimes
• Hands
• Heartaches
• Here Comes The Rain
• Here Today & Gone Tomorrow
• How I Lost 31 Pounds In 17 Days
• Humphrey The Camel
• I Love You, I'm Sorry, Goodbye
• I Will
• I'll Go Home With You
• I'll Never Be Free
• I'm High On You
• If Eggs Had Legs
• Igor
• Island Of Love
• Just One More Song
• Legendary Chicken Fairy
• Let's Pretend
• Little Orphan Annie
• Livin' Together
• Lonesome Song
• Memories Of You
• Miami Sidewalks
• Molasses In The Moonlight
• Motel Time
• No Sign Of Love
• Our Room
• Poor Jody
• Rings Of Gold
• Rusty And The Cowboys
• Safe Harbor
• Sea Of Heartbreak
• Second Tuesday In December
• Seems Like There Ain't No Goin' Home
• Shame On The Moon
• Something On Your Mind
• Somewhere In Virginia In The Rain
• Starvin' Hog Blues
• Steel Mill Town
• Still Comin' Down
• Sweet Memories
• The Autumn Song (On A Yellow Day)
• The Clock Of St. James
• The Cockroach Stomp
• The Dum Song
• The Family Band
• The House (That Used To Be A Home)
• The Look Of Nothing
• The Love Habit
• The Night We Heard The Voice
• The One You Really Love
• The Poinciana Bar
• The Shadows Of The Leaves
• The Sunset Train
• The Tonga Torch
• There Must Be More To Life (Than Growing Old)
• Time Machine
• Try
• Washing Harry Down The Sink
• We Walked This Road Before
• We've Still Got Each Other
• When The Blues Come In From The Rain
• Why Did I Sleep So Long?
• With Pen In Hand
• X-Rated Movies
• Yellow Bellied Sapsucker
• You Can't Say I Didn't Try
• You Come So Easy To Me
• You've Got Your Troubles (I've Got Mine)